I’ve been playing Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story, which is such a clever pun by the way, as Mario and Luigi are actually inside of Bowser. It’s such a wonderful game and you spend a huge bit of it playing as the king of koopas himself.
- Bowser is really determined, and I mean completely determined. He doesn’t stop at anything to get the job done, whether it’s attempting to kidnap Princess Peach, or save his castle, or defeat and evil alien wizard, he’s doing it 120%.
- Bowser is an honest guy, and he rarely ever hides his true intentions. If he wants to capture Princess Peach, most of the time he just shows up, blows some shit up, and takes her. No tricks, no lies, just honest in your face princess-capturing goodness.
- Bowser loves food, but understands the importance of exercise. The king knows how to eat, and he has an excellent palette for food. He’s also physically buff and stuff, because Bowser can do some pretty amazing physical feats and his punch is incredible, it’d probably kill you or me in one shot. He gets most of his work-out beating up baddies, but that’s not an issue, as long as he getting it done.
